257 – one of my favourites!
What does “systematic logistical projection” mean?
I have no idea! I made it up using the L and D buzzphrase generator- see download at http://pnstraining.co.uk/fun-stuff/ L&D buzz phrase generator
This is an excellent way of creating meaningless but catchy phrases to drop into a report or meeting!
The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number then select the corresponding buzzword from each column. For example, number 257 produces “systematic logistical projection”.
Try another, 3 3 5, Parallel Reciprocal Alignment which can be dropped in to any report with a ring of decision, knowledge and authority. Nobody will know what you are talking about but they will not want to admit it!
Enjoy the look on your colleagues faces when you ask them about “360 degree transitional alignment“- 665 ( another one of my favourites)……..
Mrs Trellis from north Wales says: “I swear by the buzz phrase generator. It really helps me confuse my colleagues and makes me look important.”
Philko
AUG
About the Author
Phil has over thirty years working in key management roles with particular expertise in Finance, Sales, Service, Teamworking, Culture Change and Performance Management. For more than twenty years he was involved in the very demanding Corporate Banking world. He has hosted and facilitated conferences for large organisations on a Europe wide basis. He is a qualified psychometric assessor for staff recruitment and MBTi qualified. He is an NLP Practitioner. In addition Phil is an accredited deliverer of “Celemi” Business Simulations. He has a real skill in taking complex concepts and models and bringing these to life. He has designed and implemented Learning and Development programmes into major organisations and now works in design and delivery of “Attitudinal Based Learning” and “Accelerated Learning”. Loves: Time with family and friends, Real Beer, Music, Walking - particularly along the coast.